Bailout Wars is the latest app craze for iPhone-owning lefties.
Why?
Well, you get to kill bankers! Bankers who are attempting to steal money from the White House!
This is what passes for top-notch entertainment on the left.
And yes, it’s just an app. But if the lame game play doesn’t bore you, the neutron star density of it’s stupid will permanently damage your brain.
Just watch the demo below and consider just how ignorant you have to be of well, everything to buy into the premise. Consider the mindset and political philosophy one needs to enjoy this game. This is truly only for Special Ed Marxists.
Behold!
Ooooh! Ooooh! Lookit me! Die, Evil Banker, die! I’m Barack Obama! I’m defending the White House’s money with my mighty powers!
Sure you are, Trotsky. Go eat your salisbury steak.
While we’re on the subject of Special Ed Marxists….
Here’s a guy that got things totally wrong as well-
Gil Scott Heron(the music on the video) got it totally wrong. Che too, of course. The revolution will be televised.
Have to admit, I like the boho jazz flute, so:
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED
You will be able to stay home and watch TV, brother
You will have hope and change, you won’t have a job
You will be able to skip out for beer or weed
Because the revolution will be televised
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be brought to you by General Electric
The revolution will wear suits made by Hart, Shaffner, Marx
The revolution will come to you on Cole-Haan wingtips.
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will have well-toned arms and will make you work
The revolution will have an excellent temperament
The revolution will borrow from you and your kids and grandkids
Cialis will sponsor the revolution, Bank of America will sponsor the revolution
Dodge Chrysler will sponsor the revolution
AARP, the doctor who cuts off your feet will sponsor the revolution
The revolution will be sponsored by those who hope the crocodile eats them last
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will always be televised
The revolution will stand before columns of styrofoam and smile
The revolution will stand beside two teleprompters and smile
The revolution will smile
The revolution will get the Nobel Prize, brother
Just because the revolution is the revolution
The revolution will be televised
There will be no coal in your furnace or tigers in your tank
You will not be cool. You are not cool. Or hot.
The revolution will be cool
The revolution will have sex appeal
The revolution will have a Coke and a smile
The revolution will go to Baskin and Robbins
The revolution will have a double butter pecan ripple cone
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be televised
There will be no implants for your knees
There will be no chemo for your therapy, brother
There will be no pictures of your 90th birthday
There will be no pictures of your 90th birthday
There will be no 90th birthday
NBC will not breakaway from it’s regularly scheduled broadcast upon your demise
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
The revolution will be televised
There will be no reruns
There will be no do-overs
There will be no choice
The revolution will be televised live!
That iphone app hurt something in my brain. But yeah, the revolution is not only televised- it’s freaking omnipresent. I’ve never seen a politician’s face in so many places. Someone had taped a magazine cover of him to the inside of their front windshield facing out. It’s creeping me out!
Hey, funny you should click here.
I’m Barack Obama! and this is my pseudonym blog!