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Bring up President Barack Obama’s name at any social occasion and you’re sure to hear the following questions:
What is he doing?….Why is he wasting so much money?…Is he trying to wreck the American economy?….Why doesn’t he care about the threat of terrorism?….What’s he thinking?….He’s such a cold fish. Doesn’t he care about the American people?….Why is he trying to destroy our health care system?….Does he hate America?….Why does he want to cripple the economy with cap and trade?….Why does President Obama keep pushing such grossly unpopular programs?….
But the answers you’re likely to hear: ….Obama’s a hardcore ideologue….I guess he’s a socialist…..He has no executive experience….He’s never held a real job….
are simply wrong!
President Obama Upon Discovering That He Has Another $1.9 Trillion of Taxpayer's Money To Gamble With....Oh, and that there's rice pudding for dessert. Rice Pudding With Prunes.
A groundbreaking new study coming out of California Institute of Technology in Pasadena and University College of London confirms what many in the neurological community long suspected.
Barack Obama has brain damage. Specifically, a damaged amygdala.
For those unfamiliar with neuroanatomy, the amygdalae:
are almond-shaped groups of nuclei located deep within the medial temporal lobes of the brain in complex vertebrates, including humans. Shown in research to perform a primary role in the processing and memory of emotional reactions, the amygdalae are considered part of the limbic system.
The study which centered around victims of Urbach-Wiethe disease, a rare genetic condition called which damages the amygdala, found: (bolding mine)
“We think this shows that the amygdala is critical for triggering a sense of caution toward making gambles in which you might lose,” Colin Camerera of University College London, who worked in the study, said in a statement.
“A fully functioning amygdala appears to make us more cautious,” added his colleague Ralph Adolphs. “We already know that the amygdala is involved in processing fear, and it also appears to make us ‘afraid’ to risk losing money.”
Finally! President Obama’s enormous recklessness with America’s finances and future has a plausible explanation. His cold fish attitude and disconcerting non-concern in the face of terrorism diagnosed. His party destroying push for horrifically expensive and unpopular programs illuminated.
That’s right. In addition to being the First African-American President, President Obama is also our First Brain-Damaged President.
It’s unprecedented!
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, naturalfake’s contact within the medical division of the NSA told us:
“It’s what we long suspected. Here read this.”
What is it?
“A first draft of “Dreams From My Father”. Here, this is the relevant passage. It was excised from the final publication.”
Here, for the first time, naturalfake can reveal the shocking traumatic incident from Barack Obama’s childhood that changed him forever. An incident long kept hidden from the American public:
My Grandmother took me to Baskin and Robbins for an ice cream cone. Being a typical white woman, she wouldn’t get me a double dip. Still, I was so excited with my Rum Raisin Butterscotch Ripple on a sugarcone, that I skipped out to the sidewalk and slipped on a dog turd.
I fell face-first like a badger standing on it’s hind legs slipping in a cave who’s floor is covered in chewed up guavas, guavas that the badgers chew and crunch between their teeth.
When I came to, my Grandmother told me not to move. She told me to just lie there on the pavement till the ambulance came. Like a typical white woman, she was trying to keep a black man down.
I felt a I stinging in my nose and raised my hand.
“No!” shouted my Grandmother, “No, don’t touch it!”
I went cross-eyed and saw the sugar cone sticking into my left nostril. Sharp end first……
(there follows a long description of the ambulance ride, the tests, and Xrays until we get to the final diagnosis)
….”Well, Barry, your amygdala got rum-raisined.”, said Dr Honalukahuklelelelhualele with a chuckle, “That’s all. You should be just fine.”
My gosh! Is there any cure?
We’re trying. But, it’s brain-damage. There’s not a lot we can do. Besides, he is the President and he’s got the whole of the NSA working on his golf swing. But given what we now know, President Obama could easily wreck the U.S. economy for generations in the next six to seven months. The Democrats just gave him another $1.9 trillion to gamble with you know. And then, there’s Obamacare and cap and trade……But, we’re trying…..
Shaken, I left my contact to his vitally important work.
Stay tuned for updates on this important story.
Yes, but his ego is still intact. If that fails, in the words of Star Wars’ favourite old sage, “We’re doomed.”
sorry about your failed blog
Ah! But, you felt you had to come here and comment.
Which means success!
That was just silly. I loved it.
Actually, this is not a joke. Obama wrote in one of his books that he used cocaine “whenever (he) could afford it”, and we know he had very wealthy friends, and was never strapped for cash. According to a growing body of research, the part of the brain that is damaged by recreational cocaine use performs what are called “executive functions” — the ability to decide what tasks to focus on, to allocate intellectual resources, etc. Obama also has a real problem with numbers. He can’t remember his daughters’ ages, he thinks there are 57 states in the US, he doesn’t understand the budget, etc. If you go to google and look up the pattern of intellectual deficits associated with even recreational cocaine use, you will see the evidence in Obama’s performance every day.
I suggest that we start putting this out on the web. America needs to know that he is playing with half a deck.
Obama is cracking up. He can’t deal with complexity. He makes egregious errors daily. He doesn’t know his daughters’ ages, his positions in the debt negotiations are changing like jello, and he doesn’t seem to remember what he said yesterday. If you check out Google on the effects of recreational cocaine use, you will see that he will likely reveal an inability to focus for a long term. When he appears confused in the absence of a teleprompter, it is because he really is confused. The damage is significant. I suspect that Axlerod and Immanuel have been running the country for the last three years. Perhaps a discrete repetition of the evidence that he is brain damaged would drive him over the edge! Wouldn’t that be fun!
I feel this country is going to the dogs. We need all the help we can get. People need to wake up, and please don’t vote for Obama in 2012
Obama is very much brain damage.