New Hope For The Stupid: The Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit

You’re smart, right?

I mean, you had to be smart. That’s what everyone always told you.

You graduated Magna Cum Laude from your High School, maxed-out your SAT, went to an Ivy League college.

But then……then you voted for Obama.

And everything changed…

Now everyone knows you’re a chump, a loser, a rube, a dumbass.

And why? Because you still have that damned Obama bumper sticker on your car.

But now there’s hope.

Real hope.

For the stupid:

Now no one will know just how stupid and gullible you really are.

So, relax. Breathe easy.

You may have wrecked your country with your brainless vote, but now your reputation is safe.

You are smart once again.

Ahhhhhhhh….

UPDATE: Death by a 1000 Papercuts-o-lanche! Many thanks!
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