Finally! Someone has the guts to do what is necessary to save Gaia from filthy unbelievers and their filthy children and filth babies.
I mean, how dare they question our religion!
Don’t they know all the cool kids unquestioningly follow those in authority?
And if they don’t…..Well, we know how to take care of troublemakers:
Still….
I can’t help but wonder if that’s a little too……
Oh, what’s the word?
Wasteful! Yeah, wasteful.
Sure we could use those filthy children and heretics as garden mulch.
But, and stick with me here cause I’m kinda spitballin’, but I think it would be better for Gaia, and much more efficient if we could gather all of those dirty unbelievers together in one place and get rid of hundreds at one time….maybe thousands…..hundreds of thousands!……..yeah…
Oooh, and in such a way that let’s us recycle materials from their bodies. You know separate oh, say useful metals. That sort of thing. Just like you do at home!
Oh, and genius! Genius! Then we could use them as an alternative fuel. With carbon recapture of course!
We could burn them for electricity and-
Well, lookee here. Someone had almost the exact same idea!
And they made a video too.
Thanks, internet!
Gosh, and they even have a cheerful little eco-song about deers and leaves and rivers to sing while they work!
Awesome! Sort of like “HI-ho Hi-ho It’s Off To Work We Go” only instead of horrible, filthy dwarves raping Mother Earth with mine shafts, brave, determined eco-warriors can sing it as we rid the Planet of filthy unbelievers.
Not sure about their symbol though….the whole red, black thing is just too much….
But if it was green and say pastel blue, yeah! If it was green, pastel blue, and white then I could definitely get behind it. That flag and those armbands would be awesome!
Well, everyone have a great day! And don’t forget-
Kill the unbelievers and their children!
HAT TIP: Hot Air
