Sex crime fugitive, Julian Assange, has been in the news quite a bit lately as a result of leaking tens of thousands of U.S. government classified documents through his internet site, WikiLeaks.
Though he seems to aspire to be a Bond villain (the megalomania, the self-mythmaking, his self-determined right to wreck peoples live’s in order to change the world to his liking), the singularly unimpressive Mr Assange appears to be more like a Bond villain’s henchman.
Perhaps, he’s a lackey to this fellow. Perhaps not.
In any event, the spindly Julian’s little game of amateur espionage is sure to get several people murdered. So, here’s hoping that the Australian citizen soon finds his jumbuck in a tucker bag……or something.
Apropos of nothing, here’s your:
TOP FIVE QUIPS JAMES BOND SHOULD SAY TO OR ABOUT JULIAN ASSANGE
5) Think of this as a contribution for your new endeavor, “AortaLeaks”.
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4) Where’s Julian?…..I believe he’s having his Assanged by a grizzly bear.
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3) Yes, well, he’s quite experienced with hacking.
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2) Information wants to be free? Ahh, but then so does your liver, Assange.
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1) His security was rather poor. Now he’s got worms.
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Okay, it’s your turn.
Summon your inner Bond and enter your Top Quips James Bond Should Say To or About Julian Assange in the comments below.
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Really, I am truly astonished by this post. Julian Assange is a champion of democracy, and he is being cruelly silenced in a conspiracy masterminded by the CIA.
You, as a blogger, should be mad as hell about this. Today it’s Julian Assange, but tomorrow, it might be YOU! Instead of being outraged you are making light of the whole matter with your silly James Bond jokes.
Appalling. Just appalling.