EXCLUSIVE!!! Secret Video Reveals Chevy’s New 2012 Green Replacement For Volt

As a life-long Chevy lover on the verge of buying a new Volt, I was sad to learn that the Obama-inspired Green car has been causing more fires than Doolittle’s Raid on Tokyo.

Rush Hour in Volt Heavy San Francisco

Fortunately for all of us ecologically minded Chevrolet fans, General Motors has been hard at work on the Volt’s replacement.

Codenamed the Splurge, it is due to hit Chevy showrooms this Summer 2012. The Splurge is said to use a unique eco-drive system which completely eliminates the danger of fires!

naturalfake has obtained an EXCLUSIVE!!! secret video of the final test drive for the Splurge taken right before it went into general production.

Let’s take a look:

I like it!

The Splurge’s driving range looks to be better than the Volt’s and it comes in a convertible too.

I’m predicting a homerun for the Splurge especially within the Green community.

Eeeeeeeee! and look! It appears the pollution-spewing U.S. war machine has finally got it’s priorities right and will soon be ready to adopt the Splurge drive system for all vehicular transport.

Anchors away! Me Green boys!

UPDATE: iOwnTheWorld-olanche!!!

Many thanks, Claudia.

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One Response to EXCLUSIVE!!! Secret Video Reveals Chevy’s New 2012 Green Replacement For Volt

  1. The Splooge had a faster take off than the Splurge, but didn’t go as far.

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