Brave Mitt Romney

Bravely bold Mitt Romney
Campaigned for President
He was not afraid to debate,
Oh brave Mitt Romney.
He was not at all afraid
To debate Newt Gingrich one on one.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Mitt Romney.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be roasted by Newt.
Or have his brains kicked in,
And his policies questioned.
And Romneycare mocked,
His flip-flops dissected,
And his excuses all hacked and mangled
Brave Mitt Romney.

His hair mussed up
And his face turned red
And his hands flopped about
And his bowels unplugged
As Mitt tried explain
That Romneycare
Is really different than Obamac—

MITT!: “That’s… that’s enough music for now lads,
There’s mud to be thrown….by you. And competitors to be smeared….by you.
Not me. I have nothing to do with that at all.”

Brave Mitt Romney ran away.
“No!”
Bravely ran away away.
“I didn’t!”
When a tough debate reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
“No!!!”
Yes, brave Mitt Romney turned about
“I didn’t!”
And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely refusing to debate one on one,
“I never did!”
He gulped and sweats and run, run, runs
“All lies!”
Bravest of the braaaave, Mitt Romney!
“I never”

An-n-n-n-nd here’s the original:

Exit question: Who’s the Killer Rabbit in this primary cycle?

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