NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
LA-LA-LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU! LA-LA-LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
I DO BELIEVE! I DO BELIEVE! I DO BELIEVE! I DO BELIEVE! I DO BELIEVE!
YOU….YOU LIED TO ME! IT’S ALL A LIE!!!!! YOU LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
CAST OUT THE UNBELIEVERS AND CLEAVE TO ME YOUR PRIEST!
Well, don’t worry. This fellow’s line of reasoning suggests you’ll be better off without all of your silly superstitions and absurd beliefs.
There, there. It’ll all be better soon…..
Still feeling blue? Aww……poor little feller, you still want to believe in global warming, don’t you?
Well, never let it be said that naturalfake is without sympathy for those is spiritual anguish!
Since there’s absolutely no longer any scientific reason for your belief in global warming, especially, anthropogenic global warming or as I like to call it man-made global warming, you’re free to believe it’s caused by anything you’d like.
May I suggest that instead of mankind as your villain for mythological global warming, you choose the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He’s just as scientific as your previous beliefs and far more scary.
From now on, naturalfake will be your International Climate Research Center for FLYING-SPAGHETTI-MONSTEROCENTRIC GLOBAL WARMING.
We will soon be selling Spaghetti Trading Credits to Stop Flying-Spaghetti-Monsterocentric Global Warming.
Please do your part and buy them. Only you can stop FSMGW!
Do it for the children!
UPDATE: DON’T STOP BELIEVING!!!!
Relax, Dr Curry. Or rather, panic! We must stop Flying-Spaghetti-Monsterocentric Global Warming! Don’t be a denier! The science is settled!!!